Please note Andy Greenman is presently a non-paid participant in controversial government experiments into the effects of severe sleep deprivation followed by severe stress and caffiene and alcohol ingestion. Sleep deprivation is achieved by the particularly brutal ‘object drop’ method. This involves the subjects (already being limited to 5-6 hours sleep per night) having electrical appliances such as TVs and Line 6 Bass Pods regulary dropped on their skulls whilst they are deep in the REM stages of unconsciouness. It is with this warning in mind that we introduce you to the following.

Andy Greenman March 2002.

I am creating a new alternative reality, this time on a planetary scale. Planet of the living bass heads. Basic history: following a period of great flux and instablity the inhabitants of planet i-dread held a global forum to discuss the imminent ecological destruction and the soon to run out foscil fuels.

A decision was made to re-invest their material riches into various new forms of energy creation, one breakaway group was led by a ex-sonic weapons researcher turned wandering bass warrior. He secures funding and then sets off to create the ultimate in bass amplifiers. His search takes him across the globe in search of the perfect materials and workmen. Eventually he settles in the Holloway road area of London, now renamed the Holy Road Sancturary and run by a community of post-rasta renegades who worship the essence of bass for its theraputic and nutritional benefits.

Amid the fully conscious envrionment the bass warrior is slowly converted to the mystic potentials of bass and following an evening of particularly intense bass intake he experiences a near-death experience which causes his internal organs to morph.

After a short period of recovery he becomes aware of the fact that the holy road community dwellers all have a different skeletal-muscular structures as a result of bass intervention. Following a series of DNA tests he isolates a gene seqence which if exposed to prolonged periods of loud and low enough sub bass frequences actually mutates and triggers a new evolutionary leap. The morphing process feeds off of physical and mental states that vibrate at high frequencies such as stress and disease. The higher frequency emtions and physcial states are absorbed by the bass DNA process and the result is that the human body acts as a bass speaker and works towards a harmoniuos bass vibration which releases all tension and trouble.

Having successfully achived this realisation the bass warrior decides that the next step is to create an acoustic machine capable of inducing the same DNA change on a global scale. After a long period of intense activity the Holy Road Global Harmony Speaker Stack - abbreviated to HS or Hallie Salasse is taken to the North and south pole. At first nothing seems to change and the crew are ridiculed by serious scientists and the media. However, slowly over the period of several months, things start to change. Hierachies and power structures start to fall as stress and tension disapear. more and more people are droning out and military powers are mobilised to fight against the growing threat, but even the military falls to the unseen threat that is the bass drone. After a few more months of unrestrained dub frequencies global harmony is perfected.

The planet then becomes a speaker system and its inhabitants turn their attention to creating a sub atomnic solar system bass frequency to heal the universe and beyond. This attracts the attention of other equally advanced alien species and the universe starts to boom lik’ a rass claat an ting boo ya.

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